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| Caption Competition: 01 April 2013 - 30 April 2013 |
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1st |
Phatniss |
Tony wished he'd gotten to the Vader suit before Jeff. It was quilte clearly a fanny magnet.. |
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Roodboy666
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Do you have any idea how much congestion charge is for an imperial cruiser??? |
| 3rd |
London_IT
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What silly bollock left the keys to the death star at home |
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| Caption Competition: 12 March 2013 - 31 March 2013 |
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1st |
royston roy |
they looked on from the toy box as the girl stuffed herself ful of vibe .. "jeasus !!! look at that... she's looking for her but plug... she cant find it !!..she's coming over.. arghhh !!! |
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RampantSaltire
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Fanny. Arse. Boobs. Now thats F.A.B. |
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Blokenextdoor
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Best look elseware for (NSA) No Strings Attatched fun |
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| Caption Competition: 29 January 2013 - 28 February 2013 |
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1st |
Manny Avatar |
So I told him we'd play hide the sausage... and his face lit up, but I don't think he knew how literal I was being....f! |
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Hugh_Jarse
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"BRING ON THE HOLE" |
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suffolkstudxxx
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when i asked for plenty of sausage for the gangbang this wasnt what i ment! |
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| Caption Competition: 04 December 2012 - 04 January 2013 |
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1st |
RampantSaltire |
Rudolph, tell Mrs Claus I'll be late. Someone's left Sherry, Brandy & Tequila out for me. At least I think that's their names! |
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imyoung31
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beats stairing at rudolfs ass |
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clarkyhasit
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Phew Wiff..Thats a sprouty one ...hang on while I find a match..!! ho ho.. |
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| Caption Competition: 28 October 2012 - 25 November 2012 |
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1st |
hilly71 |
Sharon was delighted; her chances of winning the celebrity look-alike competition as Beyoncé had just improved, now that 'Jean Claude Van Damme had arrived. |
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ianexport
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You're 112 years old & want to know "How many times can I cum in a Hour". |
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TopThaiMora
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You just made my day young lady..so I will take u for a nice holiday..Where would u like to go first??.."WESTURN UNION DARLING!!" |
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| Caption Competition: 25 September 2012 - 21 October 2012 |
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1st |
AngelDesire |
this window needs fixing...it has a crack in it! |
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rospo
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With the frosted glass and his failing eyesight, Dave really hoped he was getting turned on by his 18 year old hot neighbour and not her 50 year old cross dressing father. |
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michael_assbender
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I don’t mean to rush you, darling, but if you could get round to taking your bra off some time soon, the two guys whose shoulders I’m standing on would really appreciate it. |
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| Caption Competition: 02 July 2012 - 31 July 2012 |
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1st |
50pshop-female |
ive got them moobs like jabba, ive got them moobs like jabba, oo ooo ooo ooooo oo, moobs like jabba |
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hilly71
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Damien flexed his muscles and pushed. He wondered if the entire 36" luminous dildo would disappear into the dark side of her nether regions... |
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Lightspeed relief was needed from Jabba's bulging pants. |
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| Caption Competition: 27 May 2012 - 27 June 2012 |
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1st |
hilly71 |
Now I know why they call it the Ryder Cup. I'm in! |
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Dan DQ
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The phrase "the 19th hole" acquires an entirely new meaning. |
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Thats two inches over par |
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| Caption Competition: 23 April 2012 - 22 May 2012 |
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1st |
Ped123 |
We do not mention last night to anyone, OK, especially George. |
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sje
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Dave?......Don't ignore me, Dave.......I'm a plush yellow gimp now, and I need you to accept me for that........I'M STILL YOUR BROTHER DAVE |
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Maybe I shouldn't create a field report for this one... |
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| Caption Competition: 31 March 2012 - 21 April 2012 |
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1st |
jorel69 |
The petrol tanker drivers strike picket line had taken a suprising turn by Christmas, but was still going strong! |
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ianexport
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I know it worked in Rio, but this is fucking Bradford in the snow |
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rospo
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After being rejected by the BBC, the now middle-aged Teletubbies perform a video shoot for the good people of Kazakhstan. |
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| Caption Competition: 20 February 2012 - 20 March 2012 |
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1st |
sasha hung |
Actually, once Keith put his head under the water his new snorkel wasn't so quite cumbersome |
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bobbylick69
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Darling, I know you warned me that you gush a lot,butthis is ridiculous!! |
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hilly71
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She thought he enjoyed this sort of thing. He was smiling. He was happy. Little did she know that the fish were nibbling his nuts... |
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| Caption Competition: 18 January 2012 - 15 February 2012 |
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1st |
OoFun2NiteoO |
New FIFA rule introduced: If you want to throw your toys out of the pram when a ref's decision doesn't go your way, then your never too old to be made to play in just your pants |
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lincslad4fun
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Despite Billy Elliots parents pushing him into football, it clearly wasn't working out.. |
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hilly71
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The language barrier between coach and player reared its ugly head again when the coach shouted for him to show the fans he had the balls for the fight... |
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| Caption Competition: 18 December 2011 - 17 January 2012 |
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1st |
onlymike |
Santa sighed to himself in disappointment, "where are my other two ho's" |
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365 nights of the year, and she always gets frisky the one night my sack is empty!! |
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Just get me a bloody light will you woman! |
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| Caption Competition: 21 November 2011 - 16 December 2011 |
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1st |
Cardiff_Paul |
I'm a celeberty, get him out of me! |
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In a bid to win more premium airtime Mark 'takes one for the team' |
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More like OWWWIE than Towie! |
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| Caption Competition: 17 October 2011 - 15 November 2011 |
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1st |
HornyBritishBBW |
THIS is why I charge £300 an hour |
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Cherry-delight
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That pesky Heather Mills gets everywhere. |
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Dan DQ
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Shinchronised swimming. |
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| Caption Competition: 19 September 2011 - 15 October 2011 |
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1st |
camaron |
When he told his new neighbours that he enjoyed a good crack as much as the next man, this isn't quite what he meant.... |
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Dan DQ
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I don't know whether to use weedol or anusol. |
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Naughty Northern Duo
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mavis..mavis!!! come look at this someones put a ruddy fence up. |
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| Caption Competition: 15 August 2011 - 15 September 2011 |
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1st |
OoFun2NiteoO |
When you said picture a room full of women with balls slamming slapping their ass, its not the picture I was thinking off! |
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Naughty Northern Duo
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the green pea and cabage soup went down well with the ladies keep fit class, mass gassing was narrowly avoided by the airtight spandex pants. |
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sasha hung
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Prolapse-a-cise classes were always a hit with the local grannies |
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| Caption Competition: 06 July 2011 - 05 August 2011 |
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1st |
chillicoco |
IL DIVO decides to add two new female sopranos. Big mistake. Turns out one of them was quite partial to the after concert toddy. |
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MobileAndy
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Sharon loved doing the 'YMCA'. It's just a pity she is dyslexic! |
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Everyone tried to ignore her as she was fanny farting to the beat of the music |
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| Caption Competition: 06 June 2011 - 05 July 2011 |
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1st |
emmaandzack |
The new 3D TV bedstead catches Melanie completely unawares!!! |
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lincslad4fun
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Crikey does it bleep when you walk backwards...? |
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naughtynaturistcple
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bloody hell love, i will never catch it in my mouth from over there |
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| Caption Competition: 06 May 2011 - 05 June 2011 |
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1st |
bonner76 |
i hate playing that asian ping pong girl !!! |
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As soon as Lady Gaga's 'just dance' tune came over the tannoy the boys forgot all about the tennis and got dancing to the beat much to the irritation of the Umpire. |
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Cherry-delight
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move out the way sweetie,this is my turn to shine. |
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| Caption Competition: 05 April 2011 - 05 May 2011 |
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1st |
MobileAndy |
Colin was inexperienced in "verbal abuse" roleplay but criticising her choice in curtains was clearly a step too far! |
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Cardiff_Paul
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When you said I would get fucked on the stairs, I was thinking more..... |
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A bad way to find out the Mother-in-Law has new a day job. |
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| Caption Competition: 17 August 2010 - 31 August 2010 |
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1st |
oo |
Oh fuck, there goes the Tardis |
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Cheryl_and_Seth
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While the other two try to work out what he's looking at, the Doctor goes cross eyed trying to see his own quiff. |
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Fuckin hell you have to lock up everything these days!! PROPS !!!!!!! Tardis please! |
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| Caption Competition: 20 July 2010 - 15 August 2010 |
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1st |
KatSlater |
Like "hellllllloooo"...... i wear Tiffany? !!!! |
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lincslad4fun
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Big Brother! I asked you for a "DADDY type with a BRAIN" and you give me a "PADDY type with a CHAIN"......!!! |
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trotsky73
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Toy stores world-wide agreed that the new 'bondage barbie' line of dolls was a step too far. |
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| Caption Competition: 24 May 2010 - 14 June 2010 |
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1st |
approachabill |
Louie finally gave up trying to teach the guard the simplest of dance moves. It seems even 'YMCA" was a step too far for some....... |
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BlondeNGorgeous
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It will take more than him showing me his Starfish, to impress an old queen like me! |
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I only poked him to see if he was alive.. Honest ! |
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| Caption Competition: 18 March 2010 - 14 April 2010 |
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1st |
camaron |
Seemed this case was gonna be a tough one to crack, so Dog and his missus decided they'd have to 'Mullet' over a for a bit....... |
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ryantcb
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"how could you want new shoes?, you cant even see the pair you have on!" |
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lincslad4fun
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Is it the necklace...? Do you think it attracts attention...? |
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| Caption Competition: 15 January 2010 - 14 February 2010 |
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1st |
BlondeNGorgeous |
Foot Fetish!.....I'll show him foot fetish!! |
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Dan DQ
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To be honest, Heather, when you said you had a couple of strap-ons you could bring to our meet I imagined something quite different. |
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chester1983
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Mills booted out after wooden performance |
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| Caption Competition: 01 November 2009 - 30 November 2009 |
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1st |
wankedywank |
Dave sometimes wondered if the lads were noticing his gender reassignment surgery. |
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stevemac3
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she'd blown plenty of cock but never a gasket |
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VenomessA_bbw
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"no love i said you could park a bike between em..." |
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| Caption Competition: 01 October 2009 - 31 October 2009 |
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1st |
sizzlingsasha |
Guys, I can't beleive you've been rehearsing this for 3 weeks, lets try once more......you put your left leg in, left leg out....... |
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Dan DQ
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Obama: "Don't waste your time, lads - I've tried and apparently she only goes for Bush." |
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Power, Fame & Money were not was this lady wanted. "Shut your mouths, open your flies and give me cock!" she said |
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| Caption Competition: 01 September 2009 - 30 September 2009 |
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1st |
Dan DQ |
"Are you absolutely sure this is what she meant when she said her big fantasy was an airtight?" |
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ryantcb
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"you don't think these belts are a bit over the top! do you"?! |
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I really think that Trinny and Susannah have lost their edge . . . |
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